Noah’s “found art” piece
Geography Quiz
Me: (Pointing to N. America on the map) What's this one?
Noah: Norf America!
Me: (Pointing to Africa on the map) What's this one?
Noah: Africa!
Me: (Pointing to Australia on the map) And this one?
Noah: Ummm...
Me: I'll give you a hint. Aus...
Noah: Ausrica!
Me: Nope. Aussss...
Noah: Ummm... AusEggWhites! (giggles)
Me: Ausssss...
Noah: AUSYOGURTLAND!!! (hysterical giggling)
Listening to an ad on Pandora
Noah: Are they trying to sell us something?
Me: Yup.
Noah: But we already have everything we need!
Midnight Mumblings
Noah: (bolting up from his pillow with a cold) - Blow! Nose blow!
Me: Here you go.
Noah: (blows nose) - It was like fried egg for breakfast, fried egg for dinner. (falls down to sleep)

